Fake Tans

The petition is entitled legislate against the excessive use of female grooming product within males on the triage/new claims unit within multinational insurance companys. This must extend to manicures and fake taning products. The reasoning behind this is the lack of productitivity resulting from constant preening and looking into mirrors is damaging both the national economy and our standing within the world economy. Firther to this the level of fake tan is also becoming a health and safety issue due to the stange orangey glow coming from the male members after they wallow in there vats of St Tropez!. There are no explanatory notes.

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